The Girl Next Dumpster
Since The Beginning Of Autumn:
  • My dog Emo died.
  • I’ve started thinking I have Complex PTSD (or Disorder of Extreme Stress Not Otherwise Specified).
  • A step-niece I barely know has moved in (in the room next to mine no less) and I’ve been having a child-of-hoarder flashback nervous breakdown. I was programmed to keep outsiders out of my home so my body feels like I’m living with a social worker now. It’s hard to explain.
  • I really enjoy PBS documentaries about the education system
  • but not much else. Depression, if I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake!
  • I just applied for a seasonal job at Target and I don’t really know why.
Mike hates this show now. It’s a good thing! About to get rid of him, it’s a good thing he’s starting to hate it, ‘cuz he’s about to get fired. So it’s kinda timing out perfectly—he’s sick of me, right when I can’t take him anymore. It’s perfect timing! Sometimes things shake out that way; he’s had enough of this, and I’ve had enough of him.
Tom Scharpling, assessing the morale of his associate producer, Mike Lisk after Mike disapproved of Tom’s suggestion that Mike isn’t allowed within five hundred feet of schools. (via bronxcheer)
That gum we like is going to come back in style, but unfortunately for me, this guy probably isn’t.

That gum we like is going to come back in style, but unfortunately for me, this guy probably isn’t.

They Might Be Giants - Hide Away Folk Family
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tybaar:

They Might Be Giants - Hide Away Folk Family

From the album, "They Might Be Giants"

better hide away

Jen Kirkman - The Goddamn Dave Hill Show station ID
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fuckyeahjenkirkman:

Jen Kirkman makes a couple calls to The Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU to give the best station ID’s that America (and France) have ever heard.

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Everyday People

mesaxi:

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

Bis - Kill Yr Boyfriend
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rustbeltjessie:

Bis - “Kill Yr Boyfriend”

Oh man. The old Bis albums and EPs have apparently been reissued. Holy flashback to ‘96/’97, Batman.

Loney Ramona #1  Poetry/lyrics zine!
Click the pic if you’re staying home on a Friday night.

Loney Ramona #1
Poetry/lyrics zine!

Click the pic if you’re staying home on a Friday night.

If a creative career doesn’t pan out for me this year, the only thing I have to fall back on is my bed.